you're like so interesting and stuff

I've said it before: online dating is not for the faint-of-heart. Which isn't to say it's not amusing sometimes. Perhaps tiring, but often extremely funny.

In case, for one reason or another, you're not an online dater,* let me sum up the scene for you in one succinct little phrase:

I wear suits or pajamas while staying in or going out.

You're welcome. 

* uh, based on my personal experience, this doesn't have to be because you're married/spoken-for/engaged/etc.