you can see why I go by Bhan

Open a Word document. Type my full first name (as a reminder, it's Siobhan), and see what Microsoft thinks you should call me.

I love this

If you, like me, don't know what any of those words mean you can just Ask Google for suggestions! How convenient.

Google is too far away, though, so I just decided to guess what each of the four suggested words might mean.

sihanouk [n] Inuit word for the kind of snowflake which lands not on your jacket-covered torso and sleeves, and not on your cap-covered head, and not on your gloved hands, but directly on your eyeball.

sisyphean [adj] Of unbelievably wimpy wimpiness. One who cries a lot. Unable to perform herculean tasks. Often requires cheese with its whine.

sideman [n] Multi-purpose tool consisting of a Leatherman, one can of mace, Axe body spray, and Altoids; intended for use by complete idiots who go to bars to pick fights and hit on sleazy women.

exhibit A

scansion [n] The act or state of systematically perusing items for sale in a discount retail setting; the ability to rapidly and accurately glance through racks of jeans at TJ Maxx to isolate the two pair worth trying on.