There are Loud Shirts and there are Loud Shirts.
The first kind of Loud Shirt features bright colors and/or a bold print, perhaps of tropical flowers or zebra stripes. TheSmokingGun.com provides us with an entire catalog of mug shots featuring people wearing this variety of Loud Shirt.
For what I hope are obvious reasons, these are two of my favorites.
"I said GOOD GOD I love gettin' arrested!
Also, that was NOT my fault, man.
Also, that was NOT my fault, man.
Can I get a bowl of tomato soup up in this mutha? Amen."
"I just popped my eyes back in their sockets. Do they look OK?
Because I think I hear them buzzing.
GET OFF OF MY SHOULDER YOU RAGING LUNATIC PARROT MONKEY!"
The second kind is constructed of raincoat-like fabric so that every time you move a millimeter it rustles.
This morning, **rustle** unbeknownst to me, I chose **rustle** to wear the **rustle** latter.
Fingers crossed, my sister picks an SNL character whose face mine resembles here.
And all **rustle** day I've failed to **rustle** sneak up on anyone. **rustle** That made for **rustle** a very boring **rustle** day.
Here's the offending fabric blend to avoid.
Just wanted to warn ya. Even Banana Republic gets it wrong sometimes. And I bought their 'wrong' in two colors.
Here's the offending fabric blend to avoid.
Just wanted to warn ya. Even Banana Republic gets it wrong sometimes. And I bought their 'wrong' in two colors.
No comments:
Post a Comment